Trading Places, The Sequel: The People Trump The Democrats


Pelham, PELHAM!! What is that noise? That rumbling? That shaking of the earth?

Why Ashburton, I do believe it is a thundering herd of swing voters rushing pell-mell, topsy-turvy, headlong, in frantic joy, towards the Democratic Party.

Thank you, Charles. Thank you, Nancy. Thank you, Tom. For finally coming up with a set of policies that tugs at the very heartstrings of the beating kidneys of ordinary working Americans everywhere. Thank yo …

Hang on. This wouldn’t be the same Democratic Party that didn’t think to implement policies attractive to working folk while in power, would it? In fact, isn’t this much the same warmed-over platform that was promised, but never delivered back then?

**Cue sound effect of stampeding herd of rhino’s, played backwards**

(Or, do I need to wash my mouth again, while taking my medication? I mean, I hate to be crass, but, in among all the photo ops, did anyone see a Democratic leader wearing a pair of jeans? Just sayin’ … )

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