I’m Not So Special, But…

I had sex with a campaign aide once. I know it wasn’t my campaign. But it was sex. And she didn’t get pregnant, either.

Plus, she babysat…as a second job. Which makes her a kind of nanny. And she might not have paid her social security. And I had to wait outside a public toilet for her once.

She bought me coffee. Which is kind of a bribe. And Starbucks have lawyers. And they probably lobby someone. So indirectly, they sort of exerted influence on me.

Then again, I was an altar boy…and, I might be making all this up…

…so, can I have an interview on ABC, too?
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